A boring non-secret (blended cauliflower) makes for a thickish, scoopable chicken tortilla soup that plays out what the version at California Pizza Kitchen would be like if it achieved enlightenment.
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Read MoreIn the chaotic turbulence of existence, there is comfort in that which refuses to change. And here we are, eating piccata like it’s 1989.
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